www.h0ffm4n.net lacks content. This is because it's just an Apache webserver on a Pentium 133 running FreeBSD whose primary functions are 1) providing a nameserver/mailserver so's I can get me mail, and 2) acting as a NATting (that's Network Address Translation, kids) firewall for the other machines in my apartment, with one real IP address stuck into a DSL modem from DirecTV with a static IP, which is nice. I get about 768k down and 384 up, which ain't too shabby, and beats a modem all to hell, and all me other boxen can pipe through it too. In fact, there's only one reason the Apache webserver began to be used at all.

However, once begun, slow growth continues, like lichen:
• You may be looking for my resumé : HTML | MS Word
• The Origin Story of www.h0ffm4n.net
• blog.h0ffm4n.net, my weblog.
• g33k.h0ffm4n.net, a meeting place for technical discussion.
• A Network Reference Area which I started for myself, then realized I could make more general for training purposes.
• The h0ffm4n.net CafePress store.
• The l4np4rty CafePress store, with Quake-ish merchandise.
• And a very old ego site.

The ego site was pulled bodily from another server and hasn't been updated, really.